UGR/USA Shield T-Shirt

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🧢 Freedom, Fangs, and Fashion

Introducing the shirt that screams, “God bless America… and also gators.” The Underground Reptiles Patriotic Tee is the only wardrobe staple that says, “I vote, I hiss, and I eat BBQ with unmatched jaw strength.”

🧵 Features:

  • A proud, red-eyed reptile who definitely listens to classic rock and wins every staring contest.
  • A star-spangled badge that proves you don’t just wrangle reptiles—you do it with liberty and justice for all.
  • Perfect for: Fourth of July fireworks, swamp strolls, or intimidating your HOA.

Whether you’re deep in the bayou or just pretending your lawn gnome is a crocodile whisperer, this shirt lets everyone know: your cold-blooded swagger is red, white, and reptilian.

Snag it now and let your inner predator pledge allegiance—in style. 🐊💥

Available in 11 different colors in sizes S-3XL

Product features
– Without side seams for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste.
– Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
– Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
– Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and durable feel.
– Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

SMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.00
Sleeve length, in8.238.508.749.029.259.49
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.50