Limited Edition Underground Roasters Coffee Brew

Brace yourself for Underground Roaster Brew, the coffee that slithers straight into your bloodstream and bites your morning grogginess away! Curated by the caffeinated geniuses at Reptilian Roasts, this venomously bold blend is “cold-blooded” smooth and “hot-blooded” strong. Each bag is hand-packed by geckos with impeccable taste (and surprisingly dexterous toes) and features subtle undertones of toasted crickets and a hint of jungle humidity. Perfect for mornings when you feel slower than a hibernating tortoise, this brew will have you snapping like a croc in no time. Warning: Drinking too much may cause spontaneous tongue flicking.